Save the Porcelain Telephone Calls for Home!

So, you've had a good time. Over the last few hours you have enjoyed a couple of glasses of wine, a little bit of food. Hmmm...you sense that you're not feeling all that well. Perhaps that last glass of wine wasn't such a good idea - you just can't drink like you used too! The wine is hitting you a little more than you can handle - so off you go, to call Jesus on that porcelain telephone. Problem is, you can't quite hit the porcelain, and it goes EVERYWHERE. What do you do?
Well, that is a good question. Isn't it just the question of the night...
Now, I can see that this is quite embarassing for you, since you have made a terrible mess. Wine and spinach spewed everywere. That being said - TELL SOEMONE! You know, like someone who works in the restaurant. You can't just leave that shit on the floor and up the wall for some other diner to stumble upon it. They would "faint dead away"! Grow some balls and tell somebody - so it can get cleaned up. Better yet, why not make at least some attempt to clean up the mess yourself - don't slip away as if nothing happened. Coward!
The poor bastard that had to clean it up practically needed a Hazmat suit! It took him almost a half hour, gasping for air the entire time.

Advice for the Day:

Save the porcelain telephone calls for home!
Try to know your limits, but if you do have to get sick (and it can happen to the best of us), do the right thing and tell somebody who works in the restaurant. Don't ruin another patrons meal.